Opponents Spill the Beans: We’re Actually Leading in Polls
SurveyUSA’s April poll revealed that I (Patrick Little) was set to finish second in the California Senate primaries. With 18% of the vote, more than double the next candidate, it was foretold that I would face off against Feinstein.
From the edges of the Internet, where the embers of Free Speech still flickered, word of this poll’s result spread. Fires ignited within the hearts of freedom-lovers, who were invigorated with hope for a true American candidate: a candidate who will finally name America’s enemies. The economic vampires; the perpetrators of cultural degeneracy; the terrorists who aim nuclear missiles at their “ally:” America’s greatest enemies are Jewish supremacists.
Naturally, the Jewish supremacists who exercise near-universal control over television, print, and social media were quick to insert my name into their “Nazi” news story templates.
We (myself, and many of the voters whom I represent) contest the assertion that “the Holocaust” should shield all Jews from all criticism. My campaign observes and reveals the rampant nepotism, supremacism, and terrorism exhibited by generations of powerful Jews. If the recognition of the adverse effects of Jewish behavior in gentile societies is “Nazism” and “anti-Semitism,” then perhaps those are normal, healthy reactions for gentiles to experience!
But, with more and more people immune to false accusations of “white supremacism” in the wake of the Trump election, the Jewish press needed to resort to more lies to try and demoralize us. Suddenly, my polls dropped from 18%, to 0%!!
Phew! That radical, fringe group of Americans… who would prefer not to be ethnically cleansed in their own countries, as a result of Jewish immigration policies radically altering their countries’ demographics… and who would prefer not to die in wars of aggression for the terrorist state of Israel… those crazy “Nazis,” who love their culture and their people… those people may as well just stay home on election day, because Patrick Little is polling at 0%.
Except, I’m not. The Jews lied again. I, Patrick Little, am winning.
I just got internal numbers showing that the Nazi candidate in California, Patrick Little, is doing way better than the media is reporting. – The Young Turks… our data is showing [Patrick Little] is rising in the polls, he is gaining momentum … we have to make sure we get every single person we know to the polls! – Allison Hartson,
Perhaps this is when we declare, “hail victory?”
The Jews underestimated us, and now they are panicking. They are revealing their true internal numbers to our opponents in this race, who are so frightened that they are spilling the beans.
Their fright is unwarranted, of course. Despite all the ills inflicted upon Americans of all races, we still seek a peaceful resolution with Jewish supremacists for their crimes against the United States; hence our ascension via the democratic process, and our legislative goals.
This Tuesday, head to the polls with your head held high. Bring a black ballpoint pen and demand a paper ballot; the Israelis’ last pathetic attempt at canceling our votes with their rigged voting machines will be easily thwarted.
We will win.